A friend of mine loves talking to Siri, a feature of the new iPhone 4S. Here are a few responses she told me about:

me: Will you marry me?
Siri: Let’s just be friends, ok.

me: how tall are you?
Siri: tall enough to bring computational knowledge to the whole world

me: what are you wearing?
Siri: aluminosilicate glass and steel, nice, huh?